January 2009
47 posts
It's Not Easy Being Green
Seth Green was on The Bonnie Hunt Show this morning sporting a purple hairdo.
The following converstion took place:
BONNIE: You’re a very smart man.
SETH: Aw, thanks.
BONNIE: Yes.
SETH: I try to … endlessly pursue new knowledge? Yeah.
BONNIE: No, I know, but I don’t think that, I don’t know that somebody would have that impression of you just from hearing your...
Not Sure How This Happens, But ...
Six-year-old Dakota Fanning has a better vocabulary than fourteen-year-old Dakota Fanning.
Dear Amazon,
I write to you in the hopes that everything is continuing to go well with you and yours, but, more importantly, I have a question.
Why do you want me to buy the film Cast Away so badly? You keep insisting on recommending it. Everytime I check your page, it’s like Top 3. This, after I purposefully spent hundreds of dollars on things I don’t need, in an effort to steer you away from...
“This is not authorized by us. The Simpsons’ does not, and never has, endorsed...”
– Quote of the Day: Simpson’s executive producer Al Jean, reacting to Bart Simpson voice actor, and big-time Scientologist, Nancy Cartwright using her character’s voice to promote a Scientology event.
The matter of whether Cartwright violated the terms of her contract is currently being examined.
...
Bravo, BRAVO
Tonight’s episode of Inside the Actors’ Studio featuring Conan O’Brien was an evening of absolutely, mesmerizing television.
In just 120 minutes, Conan tells James Lipton of his uber-Irish upbringing, shares detailed information about his formative years in college, which would lead to writing gigs at Not Necessarily the News, SNL and The Simpsons, and dissects his comedic...
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah! →
(via hilarysiegel)
Things got very awkward when he returned from vacation and was forced to have a conversation with his father. Turns out his dad never shared the fact that he suffered from the same affliction. He had just hoped it would skip a generation.
Fortunately, everything worked out between the two of them and they now spend weekends together … chasing mail trucks.
A Beautiful 2GB Panoramic Photo of Obama’s... →
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skippile:
Photographer David Bergman made a panoramic image showing the nearly two million people who watched President Obama’s inaugural address. To do so, he clamped a Gigapan Imager to the railing on the north media platform about six feet from my photo position. The Gigapan is a robotic camera mount that allows him to take multiple images and stitch them together, creating a massive...
WatchThe Daily Show with Jon Stewart - Gitmo’s World
Jon Stewart elequently makes his point by shoving his fist up a few asses.
Sam Cooke - 8 Bars of Soul
The legendary Sam...
Watchdalasverdugo:
justin:
The hypnotized dog.
(tears, tears of laughter running down my face, I love you, The Soup)
I thought you were exaggerating, but I too have tears of laughter.
At this point, it probably has something to do with the power of suggestion, but I, too, teared up while watching this. Hilarious fo’ sho.
Black Eyed Pea(ce)
Will.i.am’s love for Obama is quickly approaching a level I am not comfortable with.
He’s married, dude. Back off a little.
This goes without saying ...
… but Brian Regan is absolutely hysterical.
Sussudio Apartment
SITCOM IDEA #1
Phil Collins plays Buster Genesis, a thrice-divorced, former musician who has fallen on hard times and must now make it on his own in a small town. With his rockstar days far behind him and his millions gone, he agrees to be his building’s super in an effort to help pay the rent.
Tim Meadows and Jenna Von Oy star as two of the building’s residents, while cameo roles...
WatchSNL Backstage: Introducing Abby Elliot
This girl seems rad. Her Rachel Maddow last week was surprisingly good.
Additionally, Fred Armisen needs his OWN show.
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soxiam:
Creed Shreds is Today’s BIG Thing in Music - JAN 14, 2009
BRILLIANT
edit: i’m still rolling over this one.
Wait. I don’t get it. Is there a joke here?
(face)book it!
In a forward-thinking move, and at the request of nearly all of my friend(s), I decided to join facebook tonight.
Honestly, how I managed to hold out so long is mind-boggling, and quite frankly, a wonderful testament to my ability to procrastinate in all manners of life.
WatchHulu - Golden Globes: Globes 2009: 30 Rock WINS!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the face of post-racial America …
'Sit Down, Shut Up' Set for April Premiere →
This looks promising.
Ever look at a word for too long that it just...
kristynseda:
I just did that to my name. A very jarring experience.
I’ve had the same thing happen with people’s faces. It’s a very jawing experience.
29 Things That Only Happen at The Movies
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lickystickypicky:
1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
2. When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
3. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment...
WHAT ARE YOU READING?
tmblg:
markn:
shebs:
peterwknox:
muppetpants:
jaimeleighfairbrother:
betweennowandforever:
Survivor - Chuck Palahniuk
Hateship Friendship Courtship Loveship Marriage, Alice Munro
On the Wealth of Nations by PJ O’Rourke, rereading End of Oil by Paul Roberts, and dabbling in Mere Christianity by CS Lewis. Because I have different reading for different times.
Extremely Loud &...
WatchMother Nature sure is a nice ol’ lady.