America Won’t Shut Up About Being Grateful for What You Have!
From coast to coast, everyone is thanking their lucky stars this week for the things they have in their life.
On the Show:
- We talk to the most grateful woman in the world, Hallelujah Finger. (Diana Kolsky)
- We’ll chat with the founder of the Church of Thanksgiving, Reverend Vance LeBeaux. (Murf Meyer)
- We’re happy to be paid a visit from our good friend and Gadget Guru, Dermitt Countertop.
All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters.
I’m so thankful for this episode.
“Ump Chat”
My first sketch for the MLB Fan Cave. Today’s guest is Miami Marlins baseball player, Rob Brantly.
Umps are great!
I’d call this a home run, but umpires don’t hit home runs. They call balls and strikes. And they’re great.
America Won’t Shut Up About Toronto!
From the CN Tower to the NBA’s Raptors, this week, Americans everywhere are falling in love with easily one of the top three Canadian cities, Toronto!
On the Show:
- We talk to a Toronto denier, and founding member of the activist group TiT (Toronto Isn’t True), Larry Byurd. (John Haskell)
- We sit down with real-life Torontonian, Margeax Shoehorse. (Elaine Meyer)
- We’re paid a visit from our good friend and Travel Writer for here2there.biz, Willard Zilch.
All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters.
The AWSU train never slows down, so just hurl yourself towards it and try to hang on.
Whitney Houston - “Higher Love”
I’ve watched this 5 times in a row. It’s just so saxy. And oh man, that bridge.
America Won’t Shut Up About Spaghetti!
Use your noodle and get on board already, because this week, people all across the nation are having a heaping helping of the deliciously wet, sloppy treat, known as spaghetti!
On the Show:
- We talk to a stock boy at Bed, Bags and Beyond and self-proclaimed “spaghexpert,” Phillip Sghetii. (Benjamin Apple)
- We look into our spaghetti futures, as we chat with world-famous Spaghetti Psychic, Jella Star. (Veronica Osorio)
- We’re paid another visit from our good friend at Parade Magazine, Gadget Guru, Dermitt Countertop.
Oh man this was so much fun to record. Listen to it!
This episode is the Platonic Form of what America Won’t Shut Up is supposed to be. If you don’t know what a Platonic Form is, read a fucking book, you dumb. Just kidding! Don’t read books ever! Enjoy this episode!
Don’t be a dumb.
