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yourunclepat: Happy Friday TGIF!

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:46:55 -0400

yourunclepat:

Happy Friday

TGIF!

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Thu, 16 May 2013 15:28:25 -0400

stophittingyourself: hashtagawsu: America Won’t Shut Up About...

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:21:14 -0400

stophittingyourself:

hashtagawsu:

America Won’t Shut Up About the 1992 Ross Perot Presidential Campaign!

From New York, all the way to California, this week, people will not stop gabbing about this hot, hot, new, old campaign.

On the Show:

We’ll sit down with the organizer of Perotchella: A 3-Day 1992 Presidential Experience and Concert, Hilary Library. (Langan Kingsley)

We’ll talk to Ross Unclebutter, a Ross Perot superfan who has gotten surgery to look like Ross Perot circa-1992. (James Dwyer)

We’ll once again be visited by our good friend, and Gadget Guru for Parade Magazine, Dermitt Countertop.

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters.

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Listening to Langan Kingsley and James Dwyer makes me happy to be alive. I saw Pat O’Brien cry literal human tears during the taping of this episode.

You’d be a fool not to share this.

I would love nothing more than for someone to play this for Ross Perot. How do we make that happen internet?

Monday night, an all new Fambly; a brand new day....

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:26:30 -0400

Monday night, an all new Fambly; a brand new day. Reserve.

Don’t be an idiot. Come see this very funny comedy show.

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Wed, 08 May 2013 01:05:29 -0400

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Tue, 07 May 2013 20:47:20 -0400

hashtagawsu: America Won’t Shut Up About Being Quiet! From the...

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:47:38 -0400

hashtagawsu:

America Won’t Shut Up About Being Quiet!

From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters, it seems, this week, no one in America can keep quiet about how much they love being quiet.

On the Show:

We’ll chat with a quietness expert who teaches a class on the importance of quietness called Shh … Quiet Now, Henley Menley. (Dan Chamberlain)

We’ll talk at-length to professional quiet person, Selena Gomez-Adams. (Hallie Kiefer)

Our producer, Taylor Moore, files a field report from “Quiet America.”

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters.

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I don’t even want to say anything about this episode. Just listen.

ianbroyles: fixed it

Wed, 01 May 2013 12:24:27 -0400

ianbroyles:

fixed it

hashtagawsu: America Won’t Shut Up About Drinking Milk! All...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:37:08 -0400

hashtagawsu:

America Won’t Shut Up About Drinking Milk!

All across the nation, people are pouring a glass of that cold white stuff and drinking it down.

On the Show:

We’ll chat with the man with the world’s strongest bones, Commerce Banks. (Jim Santangeli)

We’ll talk with a young girl who has been stricken with one of the most severe cases of lactose intolerance ever recorded, Gammy Flash-droids. (Leslie Meisel)

We’re paid a visit from the master of puzzles and riddles, Hank Schlitz, aka The Befuddler.

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters.

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Listen now or listen later, because unlike milk, this episode has no expiration date.

EDIT: LISTEN NOW, ASSHOLE!

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:42:19 -0400

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:14:59 -0400

hashtagawsu: America Won’t Shut Up About Being Grateful for...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:16:51 -0400

hashtagawsu:

America Won’t Shut Up About Being Grateful for What You Have!

From coast to coast, everyone is thanking their lucky stars this week for the things they have in their life.

On the Show:

We talk to the most grateful woman in the world, Hallelujah Finger. (Diana Kolsky)

We’ll chat with the founder of the Church of Thanksgiving, Reverend Vance LeBeaux. (Murf Meyer)

We’re happy to be paid a visit from our good friend and Gadget Guru, Dermitt Countertop.

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters.

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I’m so thankful for this episode.

Cool Newz 4 Me.

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:59:23 -0400

Cool Newz 4 Me.

benwietmarschen: “Ump Chat” My first sketch for the MLB Fan...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:11:00 -0400

benwietmarschen:

“Ump Chat”

My first sketch for the MLB Fan Cave. Today’s guest is Miami Marlins baseball player, Rob Brantly.

Umps are great!

I’d call this a home run, but umpires don’t hit home runs. They call balls and strikes. And they’re great.

hashtagawsu: America Won’t Shut Up About Toronto! From the CN...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 11:54:00 -0400

hashtagawsu:

America Won’t Shut Up About Toronto!

From the CN Tower to the NBA’s Raptors, this week, Americans everywhere are falling in love with easily one of the top three Canadian cities, Toronto!

On the Show:

We talk to a Toronto denier, and founding member of the activist group TiT (Toronto Isn’t True), Larry Byurd. (John Haskell)

We sit down with real-life Torontonian, Margeax Shoehorse. (Elaine Meyer)

We’re paid a visit from our good friend and Travel Writer for here2there.biz, Willard Zilch.

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters.

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The AWSU train never slows down, so just hurl yourself towards it and try to hang on.

baguettemenots: Shannon O’Neil This made me clap at my desk.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:04:39 -0400

baguettemenots:

Shannon O’Neil

This made me clap at my desk.

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Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:50:00 -0400

Whitney Houston - “Higher Love” I’ve watched...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:40:59 -0400

Whitney Houston - “Higher Love”

I’ve watched this 5 times in a row. It’s just so saxy. And oh man, that bridge.

stophittingyourself: benjaminapple: hashtagawsu: America...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:16:58 -0400

stophittingyourself:

benjaminapple:

hashtagawsu:

America Won’t Shut Up About Spaghetti!

Use your noodle and get on board already, because this week, people all across the nation are having a heaping helping of the deliciously wet, sloppy treat, known as spaghetti!

On the Show:

We talk to a stock boy at Bed, Bags and Beyond and self-proclaimed “spaghexpert,” Phillip Sghetii. (Benjamin Apple)

We look into our spaghetti futures, as we chat with world-famous Spaghetti Psychic, Jella Star. (Veronica Osorio)

We’re paid another visit from our good friend at Parade Magazine, Gadget Guru, Dermitt Countertop.

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Oh man this was so much fun to record. Listen to it!

This episode is the Platonic Form of what America Won’t Shut Up is supposed to be. If you don’t know what a Platonic Form is, read a fucking book, you dumb. Just kidding! Don’t read books ever! Enjoy this episode!

Don’t be a dumb.

I hope it’s strawberry.

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 18:12:19 -0400

I hope it’s strawberry.