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AMERICA WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT KISSING!

From tiny smooches to big, wet french ones, this week, people will not stop blabbing about putting lips together with another human being.

ON THE SHOW:

• We talk to the Founder of NKOTB (No Kissing on the Bouche) and anti-kissing advocate, Lissa Braxton. (Jamie Lee)
• We chat with the frontman for a “KISS” cover band, Brad Garreth. (Dan Black)
• Jason and his wife don’t kiss as much as they used to, Pat’s two daughters kiss each other, but not like that, and we’re paid yet another visit from our good friend, The BeFuddler.

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters!

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“Drip drip drip drip drip.”

Get your taxes done, you guys. It’s important.

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AMERICA WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT BEING DRUNK!

It seems everybody in these red, white and blue 50 states is gettin’ hammered and talking about it. So for this week’s show we guzzled down a few pints and turned on the mics, because we’re nothing if not journalists.

ON THE SHOW:

• We talk to drunken viral video sensation and teenage celebrity, Melinda Kantaloupe. (Abbi Jacobson)
• We chat with staunch anti-drinking advocate, House Rep. Clarence Booth. (Ilana Glazer)
• Jason quietly files for divorce, Pat holds hands with a future Senator and we’re paid a visit from our BFF, the always great, Gadget Guru Dermitt Countertop.

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters!

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If you like this show, you’re gonna LOVE this episode.

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AMERICA WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT BUYING A SECOND PAIR OF THE SAME SHOES!

When it comes to buying shoes, America can’t stop at just one. Nope. They’re going to the store, buying one pair and then the next. Two pairs for the price of two, or if they’re on sale, slightly less.

ON THE SHOW:

• We talk to a shoe enthusiast, whose addicted to buying a second pair of the same shoes, Abe Lewish Hatrick. (Steve Soroka)
• We chat with the holder of the unofficial Guinness world record for most consecutive purchases of the same shoe, Jimmy. (Dan McInerney)
• Reporter Taylor Moore takes a look at how this trend is affecting the financial landscape in our new segment, Market Report.

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters!

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This one. 

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AMERICA WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT McDONALD’S!

This week, all across the country, people are driving through, walking in and scarfing down their favorite meals, as America goes absolutely crazy for the newly rediscovered, hot, cool, fast food restaurant, McDonald’s.

ON THE SHOW:

• We talk to a McDonald’s concierge, who works directly with many of Hollywood’s hottest stars, Mr. Evelyn Rothchild. (Matt Fisher)
• We chat with the President of Hoagland Family Grease Farm, McDonald’s largest grease supplier, Medium Hoagland. (Caitlin Bitzegaio)
• Jason explains the Shamrock Shake, Pat counts to a trillion, and we introduce a brand new celebrity gossip segment, with our new friend, Vivian Queequeg.

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters!

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A 11:28am this morning, America Won’t Shut Up became one of the Top 25 comedy podcasts according to Apple Information Tunes, or “iTunes”. Thank you from the botom of my heart for listening to our stupid, stupid show, for coming over to my house and sitting in the room with the carpet walls and making it, and for going out of your way to leave us a review on Apple Information Tunes, or, again, “iTunes” (pronounced eye-toons). Extra thanks to Paul F. Tompkins who now has to be my human ottoman for two weeks according to the Magan Carta of Podcasting, which we all signed.

We are drowning in a sea of famous people!

Please, please, please help continue our meteoric rise up the charts by leaving us a review on iTunes. If we hit the Top 10, there will be a party.

This is SO cool.

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This post is mostly so Taylor loses his shit.

I’ll be honest, this is pretty exciting.

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After this week’s episode of America Won’t Shut Up! we all talked some more about, um … what do you call … uh, under the shirt, but … um … oh, yeah: TITS!

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This pic is the tits!

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America Won’t Shut Up About Windows!

At homes, in houses, near offices and other places, everyone in America is opening them up, sticking their head out and taking a look at this hot new trend, where if you can’t seem through it, it’s a just a wall.

THIS WEEK:

• We talk to a Windows Expert from Vision & Pain, Isadora Vindolph. (Cathryn Mudon)
• We chat with Blake Levine (Connor Ratliff), a former salesman for Kapital Kurtain, who believes, this trend is destroying our great nation.
• Our good friend, Hank Schlitz, aka The BeFuddler, stops by, we dive into the scary teenage craze of “paning,” and, as always, we take a look through the glass at this week’s hot twitter trends.

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters! This week, on America Won’t Shut Up!

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