hashtagawsu:

After this week’s episode of America Won’t Shut Up! we all talked some more about, um … what do you call … uh, under the shirt, but … um … oh, yeah: TITS!

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This pic is the tits!

hashtagawsu:

After this week’s episode of America Won’t Shut Up! we all talked some more about, um … what do you call … uh, under the shirt, but … um … oh, yeah: TITS!

This pic is the tits!

America Won't Shut Up - About Windows!
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America Won’t Shut Up About Windows!

At homes, in houses, near offices and other places, everyone in America is opening them up, sticking their head out and taking a look at this hot new trend, where if you can’t seem through it, it’s a just a wall.

THIS WEEK:

  • We talk to a Windows Expert from Vision & Pain, Isadora Vindolph. (Cathryn Mudon)
  • We chat with Blake Levine (Connor Ratliff), a former salesman for Kapital Kurtain, who believes, this trend is destroying our great nation.
  • Our good friend, Hank Schlitz, aka The BeFuddler, stops by, we dive into the scary teenage craze of “paning,” and, as always, we take a look through the glass at this week’s hot twitter trends.

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters! This week, on America Won’t Shut Up!

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Would love to know what you think of this week’s episode. And please, don’t lie.

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Let the hunt begin! Unless you are Stone Cold Steve Austin, in which case you are already dressed as a bush and sneaking up on your prey as we speak.
From this week’s episode with Chris Gethard.
Thanks, Jon!

hashtagawsu:

Let the hunt begin! Unless you are Stone Cold Steve Austin, in which case you are already dressed as a bush and sneaking up on your prey as we speak.

From this week’s episode with Chris Gethard.

Thanks, Jon!

America Won't Shut Up - About Eggs!
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America Won’t Shut Up About Eggs!

They’re incredible. They’re edible. They’re imbued with an inner layer of thin albumin. Whether scrambled, fried, from fish or foe, I just gotta have my eggs!

THIS WEEK:

  • We crack open a few shells and sit down with Nicholas Cicello, who has made a living out of carrying around that one egg you take home for the weekend in your 8th grade Home Ec class. We’ll grill him about what that’s like.
  • We chat with famous Hollywood actor, Lester Hunt. His new film, “In Utero,” opens in theatres everywhere this Fry-day.
  • Gadget Guru, Dermitt Countertop, stops by with plenty of gizmos to show, and shove, into our egg-hungry mouths.

Our guests this week are Chris Gethard and Murf Meyer. Be sure to watch The Chris Gethard Show every week at thechrisgethardshow dot com. Pretty sure that’s a website.

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You can’t make a podcast without crackin’ a few eggs.

Now That’s What I Call 9/11

Did you know Mariah Carey’s Glitter Soundtrack was released on September 11, 2001? Well, now you do, so … you’re welcome world!

On November 26th, the world’s greatest podcast, Never Not Funny, will be holding its 2nd annual PARDCASTATHON to raise money for the good folks over at Smile Train.

The show will run from 9pm-9am EST and is sure to include tons of hilarious people. Jon Hamm was a guest last year and I would put my money on him returning. Oh, and possibly a few folks from that new TBS show, Conan.

For as little as $250, a child’s life can be changed.  And while last year’s total eventually reached $21,000, I know we, the united internet of america, can help them do better.

Please CLICK HERE TO DONATE early and be sure to tune in on Black Friday for 12 hours of comedy nerd porn.

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Comedian Mike Polk sums up why LeBron James will never be able to fully restore his legacy.

ANSWER: He’s a bitch.

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work
So good.

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work

So good.

Jo Lo Truglio, Lizzy Caplan and Matt Walsh remake the Worst Wedding DJ Ever video with practically no differences. Yup, almost nothing different about this one. Pretty much just a shot for shot remake.

caseydonahue:

I had two thoughts after watching this sketch.

It would have been brilliant if snl did a serious sketch, there is no joke or punchline, just a serious scene. 

I would have loved this sketch if it ended after Alec Baldwin asks for a handjob, no other dialogue after that.

You were close though, snl.

I had the exact same thoughts.

In fact, while watching this with my roommate, after Alec’s character asked for a handjob, I shouted outloud, “Edit.”