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AMERICA WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT BEING DRUNK!

It seems everybody in these red, white and blue 50 states is gettin’ hammered and talking about it. So for this week’s show we guzzled down a few pints and turned on the mics, because we’re nothing if not journalists.

ON THE SHOW:

• We talk to drunken viral video sensation and teenage celebrity, Melinda Kantaloupe. (Abbi Jacobson)
• We chat with staunch anti-drinking advocate, House Rep. Clarence Booth. (Ilana Glazer)
• Jason quietly files for divorce, Pat holds hands with a future Senator and we’re paid a visit from our BFF, the always great, Gadget Guru Dermitt Countertop.

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters!

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If you like this show, you’re gonna LOVE this episode.

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AMERICA WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT McDONALD’S!

This week, all across the country, people are driving through, walking in and scarfing down their favorite meals, as America goes absolutely crazy for the newly rediscovered, hot, cool, fast food restaurant, McDonald’s.

ON THE SHOW:

• We talk to a McDonald’s concierge, who works directly with many of Hollywood’s hottest stars, Mr. Evelyn Rothchild. (Matt Fisher)
• We chat with the President of Hoagland Family Grease Farm, McDonald’s largest grease supplier, Medium Hoagland. (Caitlin Bitzegaio)
• Jason explains the Shamrock Shake, Pat counts to a trillion, and we introduce a brand new celebrity gossip segment, with our new friend, Vivian Queequeg.

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters!

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I’m Lovin’ It. ®

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A 11:28am this morning, America Won’t Shut Up became one of the Top 25 comedy podcasts according to Apple Information Tunes, or “iTunes”. Thank you from the botom of my heart for listening to our stupid, stupid show, for coming over to my house and sitting in the room with the carpet walls and making it, and for going out of your way to leave us a review on Apple Information Tunes, or, again, “iTunes” (pronounced eye-toons). Extra thanks to Paul F. Tompkins who now has to be my human ottoman for two weeks according to the Magan Carta of Podcasting, which we all signed.

We are drowning in a sea of famous people!

Please, please, please help continue our meteoric rise up the charts by leaving us a review on iTunes. If we hit the Top 10, there will be a party.

This is SO cool.

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After this week’s episode of America Won’t Shut Up! we all talked some more about, um … what do you call … uh, under the shirt, but … um … oh, yeah: TITS!

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This pic is the tits!

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America Won’t Shut Up About Skeletons!

Make no bones about it, America loves skeletons! From buying bones online to digging up your loved ones, everyone is getting on board, as this bone-chilling trend sweeps the nation!

THIS WEEK:

• We talk to a skeleton denier and founder of SAG (Skeletons are Garbage), an organization that believes that skeletons and bones do not exist, Ram Pamphlet (Aaron Burdette).
• We chat with a skeleton. (Kathy Salerno)
• Pat and Jason discuss their love of Bones the TV show, yet another loved one passes away, and we’re paid another visit from our good friend, Gadget Guru Dermitt Countertop.

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters! This week, on America Won’t Shut Up!

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America Won’t Shut Up About Windows!

At homes, in houses, near offices and other places, everyone in America is opening them up, sticking their head out and taking a look at this hot new trend, where if you can’t seem through it, it’s a just a wall.

THIS WEEK:

• We talk to a Windows Expert from Vision & Pain, Isadora Vindolph. (Cathryn Mudon)
• We chat with Blake Levine (Connor Ratliff), a former salesman for Kapital Kurtain, who believes, this trend is destroying our great nation.
• Our good friend, Hank Schlitz, aka The BeFuddler, stops by, we dive into the scary teenage craze of “paning,” and, as always, we take a look through the glass at this week’s hot twitter trends.

All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters! This week, on America Won’t Shut Up!

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Would love to know what you think of this week’s episode. And please, don’t lie.

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Let the hunt begin! Unless you are Stone Cold Steve Austin, in which case you are already dressed as a bush and sneaking up on your prey as we speak.

From this week’s episode with Chris Gethard.

Thanks, Jon!

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America Won’t Shut Up About Eggs!

They’re incredible. They’re edible. They’re imbued with an inner layer of thin albumin. Whether scrambled, fried, from fish or foe, I just gotta have my eggs!

THIS WEEK:

• We crack open a few shells and sit down with Nicholas Cicello, who has made a living out of carrying around that one egg you take home for the weekend in your 8th grade Home Ec class. We’ll grill him about what that’s like.
• We chat with famous Hollywood actor, Lester Hunt. His new film, “In Utero,” opens in theatres everywhere this Fry-day.
• Gadget Guru, Dermitt Countertop, stops by with plenty of gizmos to show, and shove, into our egg-hungry mouths.

Our guests this week are Chris Gethard and Murf Meyer. Be sure to watch The Chris Gethard Show every week at thechrisgethardshow dot com. Pretty sure that’s a website.

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You can’t make a podcast without crackin’ a few eggs.

On November 26th, the world’s greatest podcast, Never Not Funny, will be holding its 2nd annual PARDCASTATHON to raise money for the good folks over at Smile Train.

The show will run from 9pm-9am EST and is sure to include tons of hilarious people. Jon Hamm was a guest last year and I would put my money on him returning. Oh, and possibly a few folks from that new TBS show, Conan.

For as little as $250, a child’s life can be changed.  And while last year’s total eventually reached $21,000, I know we, the united internet of america, can help them do better.

Please CLICK HERE TO DONATE early and be sure to tune in on Black Friday for 12 hours of comedy nerd porn.

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If you already listen to this show, let me know. There’s a good chance we have alot more in common.

And yes, I know that I used the non-word, “alot.” I’m a starch-defender that that should just become a word. We, as humans, need to stop being so hard on ourselves. If we consistently do something wrong, let’s just make that an alternative-right. Agreed?